He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
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