people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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