brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I cockslap morals
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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