Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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