i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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