He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
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