If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
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