Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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