You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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