Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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