we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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