He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
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