this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
he was CRYING into my vagina
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
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