??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
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