so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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