You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
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