is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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