What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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