question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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