put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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