Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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