you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
In America we eat man semen.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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