singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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