Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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