Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
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