I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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