he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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