I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
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