so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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