But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
i think i scared a bird with my dick
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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