he puts the penis in happiness.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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