Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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