even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
now i know why i became what i already was.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
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