For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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