Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
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