why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
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