Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
You smell like stripper and shame
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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