Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
I'm like, not good at living.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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