She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Randomize
