You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
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