I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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