ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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