Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
We had sex on a dog bed..
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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