Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
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