I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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