: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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