Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
You left your underwear on the fireplace
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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