So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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