Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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