I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
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