You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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