new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
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