Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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