There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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